Funniest Joey Tribbiani Quote

1st

14.89%

Rachel: See? Unisex. Joey: Maybe *you* need sex. I just had it a few days ago. Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex. Joey: I wouldn't say no to that.

2nd

Joey: Hey Ross. If homo sapiens were in fact "homo sapiens", could that be why they're extinct? Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people. Joey: Hey! I'm not judging here.

11.46%

3rd

10.88%

"I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing any more clothes?"

4th

Referring to Janice - "I wanna rip my arm off, just so I have something to throw at her."

10.31%

5th

8.59%

That's right! 'Cause I'm a Tribbiani! And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit! We can eat!

6th

Chandler: "What's PLEH?" Joey: "That's HELP spelt backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air."

8.02%

7th

4.58%

I'm not talking to you! You broke my fridge!

8th

[after smelling potpourri] Well, this is like summer in a bowl!

4.58%

9th

3.72%

I'm gonna take that book and beat you to death with it.

10th

What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet.

3.15%

11th

2.86%

You could drink the fat.

12th

What are you getting so bent out of shape for? It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie!

2.86%

13th

2.86%

Chandler, could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here!

14th

Joey: [pause] ... Are we still talking about sex?

2.57%

15th

2.57%

In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.

16th

I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?

2.29%

17th

2.0%

Joey: Y'know, I don't know why my character likes you either, I mean, it says in the script here that you're a bitch. Kate Miller: It does not say that in the script. Joey: It does in mine!

18th

As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.

0.57%

19th

0.57%

This whole acting thing was always just for me and was always an absolute shot in the dark. If it didn't pan out, I had my hammer and tool belt, banging nails again tomorrow if I had to.

20th

It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. He's like actually some spy, working for the C.I.A. (Considers) That'd be cool.... This blows!