"You look like hell. And not the fun one where they burn you with hot pokers for all eternity, but, the hard-core one - you know, Nixon and Britney Spears."
2nd
"There are three things I don't do: tan, date, and sing in public."
13.83%
3rd
10.06%
"Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?"
4th
Wilson Christopher: "This is a private club. Featured word: private." Angel: "Hey, you don't talk to me, I'll kick your ass. Featured word: ass."
8.17%
5th
7.54%
Cordelia: "Maybe I was gonna tell you to back off, buddy. Maybe you were comin' on too strong. Harassing me in the workplace. Maybe I had a red-hot restraining order in my mitts. You ever think of that?" Angel: "I was never - in the workplace. I - Well, there was that one time with the - with the ballet and-and the stripping and then the roundness. But that was a spell. And-and we were meeting in Malibu on the bluffs at night. That's a pretty romantic restraining order!"
6th
"Stop calling me pastries!"
5.66%
7th
5.03%
"You guys go on. I think I'll stay here and not burst into flames."
8th
"I don't wanna research, all right? I wanna jump through the big swirly hole thingy and save Cordelia."
5.03%
9th
3.77%
"Ask yourself this. If I had killed Merl. Would I have brought doughnuts?"
10th
(After being turned into a puppet) "I'm made of felt. And my nose comes off!"
3.14%
11th
3.14%
"You could be a 'rainbow' and not a painbow."
12th
"All I wanna do is help. I wanna help because, I don't think people should suffer as they do. Because, if there's no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness is the greatest thing in the world."
2.51%
13th
2.51%
"For a taciturn, shadowy guy, I've got a big mouth."
14th
"I've got two modes with people: bite or avoid."
2.51%
15th
2.51%
"I don't remember seeing "stab Gunn" on the agenda this morning."
16th
"This is why, personally, I rarely go to church." (Nobody laughs) "I thought it was funny."
1.88%
17th
1.88%
Angel: "You got your steam; you got your sauna, your fresh towels. I mean, how bad could it be?" Cordelia: "You shower with a lot of men." Angel: "I'll always be a loner."
18th
"I hate waiting. You got anybody to eat around here?"
1.88%
19th
1.88%
"Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon. Let's get to work."
20th
"Nothing in the world is the way it ought to be. It's harsh, and cruel. But that's why there's us. Champions."
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