Best Angel Quote (Angel)

1st

15.09%

"You look like hell. And not the fun one where they burn you with hot pokers for all eternity, but, the hard-core one - you know, Nixon and Britney Spears."

2nd

"There are three things I don't do: tan, date, and sing in public."

13.83%

3rd

10.06%

"Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?"

4th

Wilson Christopher: "This is a private club. Featured word: private." Angel: "Hey, you don't talk to me, I'll kick your ass. Featured word: ass."

8.17%

5th

7.54%

Cordelia: "Maybe I was gonna tell you to back off, buddy. Maybe you were comin' on too strong. Harassing me in the workplace. Maybe I had a red-hot restraining order in my mitts. You ever think of that?" Angel: "I was never - in the workplace. I - Well, there was that one time with the - with the ballet and-and the stripping and then the roundness. But that was a spell. And-and we were meeting in Malibu on the bluffs at night. That's a pretty romantic restraining order!"

6th

"Stop calling me pastries!"

5.66%

7th

5.03%

"You guys go on. I think I'll stay here and not burst into flames."

8th

"I don't wanna research, all right? I wanna jump through the big swirly hole thingy and save Cordelia."

5.03%

9th

3.77%

"Ask yourself this. If I had killed Merl. Would I have brought doughnuts?"

10th

(After being turned into a puppet) "I'm made of felt. And my nose comes off!"

3.14%

11th

3.14%

"You could be a 'rainbow' and not a painbow."

12th

"All I wanna do is help. I wanna help because, I don't think people should suffer as they do. Because, if there's no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness is the greatest thing in the world."

2.51%

13th

2.51%

"For a taciturn, shadowy guy, I've got a big mouth."

14th

"I've got two modes with people: bite or avoid."

2.51%

15th

2.51%

"I don't remember seeing "stab Gunn" on the agenda this morning."

16th

"This is why, personally, I rarely go to church." (Nobody laughs) "I thought it was funny."

1.88%

17th

1.88%

Angel: "You got your steam; you got your sauna, your fresh towels. I mean, how bad could it be?" Cordelia: "You shower with a lot of men." Angel: "I'll always be a loner."

18th

"I hate waiting. You got anybody to eat around here?"